Trying To Make Mason Go On Potty Is Like...

Trying to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab. :) In fact we wrote a little song about it...


Potty

They tried to make me go to the potty
I said ‘no, no, no’
Yes make my diaper brown/black and when I come back
You’ll know, know, know

I ain’t got the time
And if my mommy thinks I’m fine
She’s tried to make me go potty
I won’t go, go, go

I’d rather be in a diaper all day
It’s the reformist toddler way
Coz there’s nothing
There’s nothing you can teach me
That I can’t learn from Elmo, okay

Didn’t get a diaper rash
But I know it can happen in a flash

They’re tryin to make me go potty
I said no, no, no
Yes make my diaper brown/black and when I come back
You’ll know, know, know

I ain’t got the time
And if my mommy thinks I’m fine
She’s tried to make me go potty
I won’t go, go, go

The potty said, why you think you here?
I said, I got no idea
I’m gonna, I’m gonna loose my diapy
So I always keep a new one near

Said the potty, I’m not impressed
Wipe me, yeah baby
And go rest

I’m tryin to make me go potty
I said no, no, no
Yes make my diaper brown/black and when I come back
You’ll know, know, know

I don’t ever wanna be wet again
I just, ooo, I just need a friend
I’m not gonna spend a week
Have everyone think I’m on a dry mend

It’s not just my pride
It’s just I really want to be dried

I’m tryin to make me go potty
I said no, no, no
Yes make my diaper brown/black and when I come back
You’ll know, know, know

I ain’t got the time
And if my mommy thinks I’m fine
She’s tried to make me go potty
I won’t go, go, go