My Mother's Day Countdown...

The Five Days Before Mother's Day (because I'm too lazy to do twelve...)

On the fifth day before Mother's Day
The Weener's will give to me....
Five minutes peace to go pee

On the fourth day before Mother's Day
The Weener's will give to me
**Three sticky hugs**
....And five minutes peace to go pee

On the third day before Mother's Day
The Weener's will give to me
**No requests for any friends**
...Three sticky hugs
...And five minutes peace to go pee

On the second day before Mother's Day
The Weener's will give to me
**No potty words**
...Or 'What about my friend?
...Three sticky hugs
....And five minutes peace to go pee

On the day before Mother's Day
The Weener's will give to me
**A house that's 'kind of' clean**
....No potty words
....Or 'Can I bring a friend?'
....Three sticky hugs
....And five minutes peace to go pee