100!

So...This is my 100th post. I wanted to do something to celebrate my 100th post and I didn't want to do the '100 Things About Me' bit (because what you all know about me is scary enough!). What am I going to do to celebrate my 100th post, you ask? Well, I thought about it and decided to type in the number '100' in the Google search engine. I came across a couple of 100-things that caught my eye and these were just some of them...

100 MOST OFTEN MISPELLED/MISSPELLED WORDS IN ENGLISH

Dr. Language has provided a one-stop cure for all your spelling ills. Here are the 100 words most often misspelled ('misspell' is one of them). Each word has a mnemonic pill with it and, if you swallow it, it will help you to remember how to spell the word. Master the orthography of the words on this page and reduce the time you spend searching dictionaries by 50%. (Use the time you save celebrating in our gameroom.)

A
acceptable
Several words made the list because of the suffix pronounced -êbl but sometimes spelled -ible, sometimes -able. Just remember to accept any table offered to you and you will spell this word OK.
accidentally
It is no accident that the test for adverbs on -ly is whether they come from an adjective on -al ("accidental" in this case). If so, the -al has to be in the spelling. No publical, then publicly.
accommodate
Remember, this word is large enough to accommodate both a double "c" AND a double "m".
acquire
Try to acquire the knowledge that this word and the next began with the prefix ad- but the [d] converts to [c] before [q].
acquit
See the previous discussion.
a lot
Two words! Hopefully, you won't have to allot a lot of time to this problem.
amateur
Amateurs need not be mature: this word ends on the French suffix -eur (the equivalent of English -er).
apparent
A parent need not be apparent but "apparent" must pay the rent, so remember this word always has the rent.
argument
Let's not argue about the loss of this verb's silent [e] before the suffix -ment.
atheist
Lord help you remember that this word comprises the prefix a- "not" + the "god" (also in the-ology) + -ist "one who believes."

B
believe
You must believe that [i] usually comes before [e] except after [c] or when it is pronounced like "a" as "neighbor" and "weigh" or "e" as in "their" and "heir." Also take a look at "foreign" below. (The "i-before-e" rule has more exceptions than words it applies to.)
bellwether
Often misspelled "bellweather." A wether is a gelded ram, chosen to lead the herd (thus his bell) due to the greater likelihood that he will remain at all times ahead of the ewes.

C
calendar
This word has an [e] between two [a]s. The last vowel is [a].
category
This word is not in a category with "catastrophe" even if it sounds like it: the middle letter is [e]. cemetery
Don't let this one bury you: it ends on -ery—nary an -ary in it. You already know it starts on [c], of course.
changeable
The verb "change" keeps its [e] here to indicate that the [g] is soft, not hard. (That is also why "judgement" is the correct spelling of this word, no matter what anyone says.)
collectible
Another -ible word. You just have to remember.
column
Silent final [e] is commonplace in English but a silent final [n] is not uncommon, especially after [m].
committed
If you are committed to correct spelling, you will remember that this word doubles its final [t] from "commit" to "committed."
conscience
Don't let misspelling this word weigh on your conscience: [ch] spelled "sc" is unusual but legitimate.
conscientious
Work on your spelling conscientiously and remember this word with [ch] spelled two different ways: "sc" and "ti". English spelling!
conscious
Try to be conscious of the "sc" [ch] sound and all the vowels in this word's ending and i-o-u a note of congratulations.
consensus
The census does not require a consensus, since they are not related.

D
daiquiri
Don't make yourself another daiquiri until you learn how to spell this funny word—the name of a Cuban village.
definite(ly)
This word definitely sounds as though it ends only on -it, but it carries a silent "e" everywhere it goes.
discipline
A little discipline, spelled with the [s] and the [c] will get you to the correct spelling of this one.
drunkenness
You would be surprised how many sober people omit one of the [n]s in this one.
dumbbell
Even smart people forget one of the [b]s in this one. (So be careful who you call one when you write.)

E
embarrass(ment)
This one won't embarrass you if you remember it is large enough for a double [r] AND a double [s].
equipment
This word is misspelled "equiptment" 22,932 times on the web right now.
exhilarate
Remembering that [h] when you spell this word will lift your spirits and if you remember both [a]s, it will be exhilarating!
exceed
Remember that this one is -ceed, not -cede. (To exceed all expectations, master the spellings of this word, "precede" and "supersede" below.)
existence
No word like this one spelled with an [a] is in existence. This word is a menage a quatre of one [i] with three [e]s.
experience
Don't experience the same problem many have with "existence" above in this word: -ence!

F
fiery
The silent "e" on "fire" is also cowardly: it retreats inside the word rather than face the suffix -y. foreign
Here is one of several words that violate the i-before-e rule. (See "believe" above.)

G
gauge
You must learn to gauge the positioning of the [a] and [u] in this word. Remember, they are in alphabetical order (though not the [e]).
grateful
You should be grateful to know that keeping "great" out of "grateful" is great.
guarantee
I guarantee you that this word is not spelled like "warranty" even though they are synonyms.

H
harass
This word is too small for two double letters but don't let it harass you, just keep the [r]s down to one.
height
English reaches the height (not heighth!) of absurdity when it spells "height" and "width" so differently.
hierarchy
The i-before-e rule works here, so what is the problem?
humorous
Humor us and spell this word "humorous": the [r] is so weak, it needs an [o] on both sides to hold it up.

I
ignorance
Don't show your ignorance by spelling this word -ence!
immediate
The immediate thing to remember is that this word has a prefix, in- "not" which becomes [m] before [m] (or [b] or [p]). "Not mediate" means direct which is why "immediately" means "directly."
independent
Please be independent but not in your spelling of this word. It ends on -ent.
indispensable
Knowing that this word ends on -able is indispensable to good writing.
inoculate
This one sounds like a shot in the eye. One [n] the eye is enough.
intelligence
Using two [l]s in this word and ending it on -ence rather than -ance are marks of . . . you guessed it.
its/it's
The apostrophe marks a contraction of "it is." Something that belongs to it is "its."

J
jewelry
Sure, sure, it is made by a jeweler but the last [e] in this case flees the scene like a jewel thief. However, if you prefer British spelling, remember to double the [l]: "jeweller," "jewellery." (See also pronunciation.)
judgement
"Judgement" is governed by one of the rare rules of English orthography, so why not enjoy it? After [c] and [g], [e] is retained to indicate the letter is "soft," i.e. pronounced like [s] or [j], respectively. Omitting it indicates it is "hard," i.e. pronounced [k] or [g], as in "fragment," "pigment". If we write "management," "arrangement," we should write "judgement," "acknowledgement," "abridgement." The presence of the [d] is of no significance to English orthography.

K
kernel (colonel)
There is more than a kernel of truth in the claim that all the vowels in this word are [e]s. So why is the military rank (colonel) pronounced identically? English spelling can be chaotic.

L
leisure
Yet another violator of the i-before-e rule. You can be sure of the spelling of the last syllable but not of the pronunciation.
liaison
Another French word throwing us an orthographical curve: a spare [i], just in case. That's an [s], too, that sounds like a [z].
library
It may be as enjoyable as a berry patch but that isn't the way it is spelled. That first [r] should be pronounced, too.
license
Where does English get the license to use both its letters for the sound [s] in one word?
lightning
Learning how to omit the [e] in this word should lighten the load of English orthography a little bit.

M
maintenance
The main tenants of this word are "main" and "tenance" even though it comes from the verb "maintain." English orthography at its most spiteful.
maneuver
Man, the price you pay for borrowing from French is high. This one goes back to French main + oeuvre "hand-work," a spelling better retained in the British spelling, "manoeuvre."
medieval
The medieval orthography of English even lays traps for you: everything about the MIDdle Ages is MEDieval or, as the British would write, mediaeval.
memento
Why would something to remind of you of a moment be spelled "memento?" Well, it is.
millennium
Here is another big word, large enough to hold two double consonants, double [l] and double [n].
miniature
Since that [a] is seldom pronounced, it is seldom included in the spelling. This one is a "mini ature;" remember that.
minuscule
Since something minuscule is smaller than a miniature, shouldn't they be spelled similarly? Less than cool, or "minus cule."
mischievous
This mischievous word holds two traps: [i] before [e] and [o] before [u]. Four of the five vowels in English reside here.
misspell
What is more embarrassing than to misspell the name of the problem? Just remember that it is mis + spell and that will spell you the worry about spelling "spell."

N
neighbor
No wonder many speaking Black English say "hood" for "neighborhood"—it avoids the i-before-e rule and the silent "gh". If you use British spelling, it will cost you another [u]: "neighbour."
noticeable
The [e] is noticeably retained in this word to indicate the [c] is "soft," pronounced like [s]. Without the [e], it would be pronounced "hard," like [k], as in "applicable."

O
occasionally
Writers occasionally tire of doubling so many consonants and omit one, usually one of the [l]s. Don't you ever do it.
occurrence
Remember not only the occurrence of double double consonants in this word, but that the suffix is -ence, not -ance. No reason, just the English language keeping us on our toes.

P
pastime
Since a pastime is something you do to pass the time, you would expect a double [s] here. Well, there is only one. The second [s] was slipped through the cracks in English orthography long ago. perseverance
All it takes is perseverance and you, too, can be a (near-)perfect speller. The suffix is -ance for no reason at all.
personnel
Funny Story (passed along by Bill Rudersdorf): The assistant Vice-President of Personnel notices that his superior, the VP himself, upon arriving at his desk in the morning opens a small, locked box, smiles, and locks it back again. Some years later when he advanced to that position (inheriting the key), he came to work early one morning to be assured of privacy. Expectantly, he opened the box. In it was a single piece of paper which said: "Two Ns, one L."
playwright
Those who play right are right-players, not playwrights. Well, since they write plays, they should be "play-writes," wright right? Rong Wrong. Remember that a play writer in Old English was called a "play worker" and "wright" is from an old form of "work" (wrought iron, etc.)
possession
Possession possesses more [s]s than a snake.
precede
What follows, succeeds, so what goes before should, what? No, no, no, you are using logic. Nothing confuses English spelling more than common sense. "Succeed" but "precede." (Wait until you see "supersede.")
principal/principle
The spelling principle to remember here is that the school principal is a prince and a pal (despite appearances)--and the same applies to anything of foremost importance, such as a principal principle. A "principle" is a rule. (Thank you, Meghan Cope, for help on this one.)
privilege
According to the pronunciation (not "pronounciation"!) of this word, that middle vowel could be anything. Remember: two [i]s + two [e]s in that order.
pronunciation
Nouns often differ from the verbs they are derived from. This is one of those. In this case, the pronunciation is different, too, an important clue.
publicly
Let me publicly declare the rule (again): if the adverb comes from an adjective ending on -al, you include that ending in the adverb; if not, as here, you don't.

Q
questionnaire
The French doing it to us again. Double up on the [n]s in this word and don't forget the silent [e]. Maybe someday we will spell it the English way.

R
receive/receipt
I hope you have received the message by now: [i] before [e] except after . . . .
recommend
I would recommend you think of this word as the equivalent of commending all over again: re+commend. That would be recommendable.
referred
Final consonants are often doubled before suffixes (remit: remitted, remitting). However, this rule applies only to accented syllables ending on [l] and [r], e.g. "rebelled," "referred" but "traveled," "buffered" and not containing a diphthong, e.g. "prevailed," "coiled."
reference
Refer to the last mentioned word and also remember to add -ence to the end for the noun.
relevant
The relevant factor here is that the word is not "revelant," "revelent," or even "relevent." [l] before [v] and the suffix -ant.
restaurant
'Ey, you! Remember, these two words when you spell "restaurant." They are in the middle of it.
rhyme
Actually, "rime" was the correct spelling until 1650. After that, egg-heads began spelling it like "rhythm." Why? No rhyme nor reason other than to make it look like "rhythm."
rhythm
This one was borrowed from Greek (and conveniently never returned) so it is spelled the way we spell words borrowed from Greek and conveniently never returned.

S
schedule
If perfecting your spelling is on your schedule, remember the [sk] is spelled as in "school." (If you use British or Canadian pronunciation, why do you pronounce this word [shedyul] but "school," [skul]? That has always puzzled me.)
separate
How do you separate the [e]s from the [a]s in this word? Simple: the [e]s surround the [a]s.
sergeant
The [a] needed in both syllables of this word has been pushed to the back of the line. Remember that, and the fact that [e] is used in both syllables, and you can write your sergeant without fear of misspelling his rank.
supersede
This word supersedes all others in perversity. As if we don't have enough to worry about, keeping words on -ceed and -cede ("succeed," "precede," etc.) straight in our minds, this one has to be different from all the rest. The good news is: this is the only English word based on this stem spelled -sede.

T
their/they're/there
They're all pronounced the same but spelled differently. Possessive is "their" and the contraction of "they are" is "they're." Everywhere else, it is "there."
threshold
This one can push you over the threshold. It looks like a compound "thresh + hold" but it isn't. Two [h]s are enough.
twelfth
Even if you omit the [f] in your pronunciation of this word (which you shouldn't do), it is retained in the spelling.
tyranny
If you are still resisting the tyranny of English orthography at this point, you must face the problem of [y] inside this word, where it shouldn't be. The guy is a "tyrant" and his problem is "tyranny." (Don't forget to double up on the [n]s, too.)

U
until
I will never stop harping on this until this word is spelled with an extra [l] for the last time!

V
vacuum
If your head is not a vacuum, remember that the silent [e] on this one married the [u] and joined him inside the word where they are living happily ever since. Well, the evidence is suggestive but not conclusive. Anyway, spell this word with two [u]s and not like "volume."

WXYZ
weather
Whether you like the weather or not, you have to write the [a] after the [e] when you spell it.
weird
It is weird having to repeat this rule so many times: [i] before [e] except after...? (It isn't [w]!)

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100 Most Popular Movie Quotes

1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
THE GODFATHER 1972
3.You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT 1954
4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939
5. Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA 1942
6. Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT 1983
7. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950
8. May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS 1977
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
ALL ABOUT EVE 1950
10. You talking to me?
TAXI DRIVER 1976
11. What we've got here is failure to communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE1967
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW 1979
13. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
LOVE STORY 1970
14. The stuff that dreams are made of.
THE MALTESE FALCON1941
15. E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 1982
16. They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 1967
17. Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE 1941
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
WHITE HEAT 1949
19. I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK 1976
20. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA 1942
21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 1991
22. Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO 1962
23. There's no place like home.
THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939
24. I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950
25. Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE 1996
26. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG 1933
27. I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY 1969
28. Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'
CASABLANCA 1942
29. You can't handle the truth!
A FEW GOOD MEN 1992
30. I want to be alone.
GRAND HOTEL 1932
31. After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
32. Round up the usual suspects.
CASABLANCA 1942
33. I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 1989
34. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT 1944
35. You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS 1975
36. Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE 1948
37. I'll be back.
THE TERMINATOR 1984
38. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES 1942
39. If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS 1989
40. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
FORREST GUMP 1994
41. We rob banks.
BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967
42. Plastics.
THE GRADUATE 1967
43. We'll always have Paris.
CASABLANCA 1942
44. I see dead people.
THE SIXTH SENSE 1999
45. Stella! Hey, Stella!
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE 1951
46. Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER 1942
47. Shane. Shane. Come back!
SHANE 1953
48. Well, nobody's perfect.
SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959
49. It's alive! It's alive!
FRANKENSTEIN 1931
50. Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13 1995
51. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY 1971
52. You had me at "hello."
JERRY MAGUIRE 1996
53. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS1930
54. There's no crying in baseball!
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN 1992
55. La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
ANNIE HALL 1977
56. A boy's best friend is his mother.
PSYCHO 1960
57. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
WALL STREET 1987
58. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER II 1974
59. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939
60. Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
SONS OF THE DESERT1933
61. Say "hello" to my little friend!
SCARFACE 1983
62. What a dump.
BEYOND THE FOREST 1949
63. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
THE GRADUATE 1967
64. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE1964
65. Elementary, my dear Watson.
THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES 1939
66. Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
PLANET OF THE APES 1968
67. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
CASABLANCA1942
68. Here's Johnny!
THE SHINING 1980
69. They're here!
POLTERGEIST 1982
70. Is it safe?
MARATHON MAN1976
71. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!
THE JAZZ SINGER 1927
72. No wire hangers, ever!
MOMMIE DEAREST 1981
73. Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
LITTLE CAESAR1930
74. Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
CHINATOWN1974
75. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE1951
76. Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 1991
77. Soylent Green is people!
SOYLENT GREEN 1973
78.Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY1968
79. Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.
AIRPLANE! 1980
80. Yo, Adrian!
ROCKY 1976
81. Hello, gorgeous.
FUNNY GIRL 1968
82. Toga! Toga!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE 1978
83. Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
DRACULA 1931
84. Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
KING KONG 1933
85. My precious.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS 2002
86. Attica! Attica!
DOG DAY AFTERNOON 1975
87. Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
42ND STREET 1933
88. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
ON GOLDEN POND 1981
89.Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN 1940
90. A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
GOLDFINGER 1964
91. Who's on first.
THE NAUGHTY NINETIES 1945
92. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK 1980
93. Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
AUNTIE MAME 1958
94. I feel the need - the need for speed!
TOP GUN 1986
95. Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY1989
96. Snap out of it!
MOONSTRUCK 1987
97. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY 1942
98. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
DIRTY DANCING 1987
99. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939
100. I'm king of the world!
TITANIC 1997

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and last, but not least...
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100 Ways to be a Better Asshole
by Sinister Fiend

1. Argue with everybody.
2. Touch the paintings at the museum.
3. Get hysterical.
4. Threaten law suits.
5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6. If you got it, flaunt it.
7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8. Gamble with the rent money.
9. Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11. Don't get caught.
12. Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks and ambulances.
13. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14. Don't make up your mind.
15. Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16. Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17. Talk with your mouth full.
18. Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19. Comment on the weight gain of others.
20. Adjust your nuts (boob) whenever you want.
21. Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22. Answer a question with a question.
23. See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
24. Don't give to charities unless you get something back.
25. Add the straw that breaks the camels back.
26. Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
27. Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
28. Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
29. Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
30. Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
31. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
32. Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
33. Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
34. Spot test "Wet Paint" signs.
35. Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.
36. Dont shower after a hard workout.
37. Lie about your age.
38. Change channels every two seconds
39. Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting if front of a
40. Underline in other peoples books.
41. Slurp your soup.
42. If you can't think of something nice, say something nasty.
43. Be judgmental.
44. Announce when your going to the bathroom.
45. Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.
46. Ignore deadlines.
47. Revenge is sweet... so get some.
48. Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.
49. Curse the umpire at a Little League game.
50. When it says "Reserved Parking" that means you.
51. Take the labels off of unopened cans.
52. Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.
53. Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.
54. Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose.
55. When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.
56. If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.
57. Bribe little kids... cause they're easy!
58. Put a rude message on someone elses answering machine.
59. Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.
60. Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.
61. Leave your underwear in the sink.
62. Chew other peoples pencils.
63. Support the death penalty for parking tickets.
64. Get a backseat drivers license.
65. Dish it out, but don't take it.
66. Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.
67. Apologize a lot, but don't change.
68. Change the rules to suit your needs.
69. Put your cigarette out in planters
70. Wear a shirt thats says 'Fuck You' or to that affect
.\71. Pull the covers over to your side.
72. Eat cookies or crackers in bed.
73. Let doors slam behind you ? in people's faces.
74. Repeat yourself.75. Repeat yourself.
76. Tell your kids 'How it was..' back when you were a kid.
77. Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.
78. Scribble your signature on important documents.
79. Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.
80. Put things back where they don't belong.
81. Take a colicky baby to the movies.
82. Have belching contests in restaurants.
83. Make the same mistake twice.
84. Pee in the swimming pool.
85. Ride on the shoulder un you pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.
86. Wear a large hat to the movies.
87. Always have an ulterior motive.
88. Always take the biggest piece.
89. Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.
90. Take cheap shots.
91. Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.
92. Cause gridlock.
93. Get up on the wrong side of bed.
94. Change your mind.
95. Glue a chip on your shoulder.
96. Put salt in sugar containers.
97. Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
98. Don't refill the ice cube tray.
99. Ask people what they paid for their clothes.
100. Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.