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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Adventures of Schmoo-Baby:
Episode One - The Beginning

In a galaxy far far away....
On the planet Utarus...



















Was born a baby boy...
His parents named him "Schmoo"....
Schmoo was happy on his planet Utarus...























It was, afterall, a peaceful planet...
That is, it was peaceful until one day when the evil Colicky arrived to destroy the planet...
Colicky loved to cause gastroplanetarium problems...
He lived off of the gurgles and cries of others...
The Utarians tried to fight Colicky with all of their might...
They used their special Mylicon masks and even tried to run their vacuum-like weapons
in the hopes of , if not to destroy, but to calm Colicky down...
To no avail...
One of the Utarians suggested to just try to fend off Colicky for the first three months
and maybe he would just give up and go away....
However, that was just too long...





















Right before the planet was to go Ka-Put Schmoo's parents put him
on a catapult and off Schmoo went to his unsure future....
Schmoo flung threw space for what seemed like a very long time....
Until he came across a planet called Earth...



















Schmoo landed on a tiny island inhabited by wild animals that
humans labeled as dogs and hamsters...
He met and befriended one of the animals called "Daisy"...


















Daisy and the hamsters clothed and took care of Schmoo...
Needless to say, Schmoo did not care for how they dressed him but at least he felt loved and protected---and maybe a little itchy due to the flea infestation...





















After some time Daisy and the others realized that Schmoo was different...
He had powers...
Human powers...
Daisy knew this day was coming...
Afterall, it did happen twice before...
She finds one of these creatures and takes care of them...
And before she knows it they are pulling her tail and trying to eat her food...
Daisy didn't want Schmoo to be this way...
She wanted Schmoo to use his powers for good, not evil (and besides she was getting a headache from him pulling at her ears...)...
Daisy did what was best for Schmoo and sent him off to be with the other two beings that came
before him...
And they were...
Stinky-Butt Boy and The Poo-Poo Kid!!...















And together the three of them formed The Hall of Boogers...
They fight for truth, justice and for the right for kids to eat their sandwiches without the crust!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lisa, you are a riot! I just love reading your blog. You could make a career out of your talent!
Hugs,
Bren

6:13 AM  
Blogger hoping4_zzzsss said...

LOL - this reminded me of the Captain Underpants books Zach reads ;)

11:26 PM  

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