A Note From Weenermom...



Dear Neighbors to the Weeners,

Beginning this evening, you may hear a strange/screeching sound coming from the Weener household. It will last approximately 20-30 minutes and will sporadically go on for days/weeks/years to come. The noise may sound as if an animal - most likely a cat....a loud, high pitched, wallowing cat - is being tortured and/or killed. Please note that is not the case. While we at the Weener house own no cats of our own, it does not mean that we do not like those of the feline species.

Let me explain what you will be hearing....

It seems that the oldest weener has decided to join the school band and will be playing the saxophone. So while there will be no torturing of any animals, the only thing that will be killed are songs such as, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "Mary Had a Little Lamb". (Which if you think about it is the same tune...)

Just an FYI, Walmart is having a sale on ear plugs.

Thanks,
Weenermom