I'd Like To Apologize....

To the person who googled the words "vulva tattoo" and got my blog instead. I just want to let you know how sorry I am. I'm sure all you wanted was to go to a website that offers information -and maybe even pictures? - on vulva tattos. And all you got was a blog about kids pooping in the tub, lost hamsters and a picture of my mother-in-law.

I feel so bad...

In order to make things right between you and I, how 'bout I tell you all that I know about vulva tattoos...

• A vulva tattoo is a tattoo that is on your vulva.
• I think it would hurt to get a vulva tattoo.
• A vulva tattoo would be a great topic at a dinner party.
• If I ever get a tattoo, it will NOT be on my vulva.
• It would be kind of hard to see a tattoo on your vulva.
  

Am I forgiven? ;)