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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I'd Like To Apologize....

To the person who googled the words "vulva tattoo" and got my blog instead. I just want to let you know how sorry I am. I'm sure all you wanted was to go to a website that offers information -and maybe even pictures? - on vulva tattos. And all you got was a blog about kids pooping in the tub, lost hamsters and a picture of my mother-in-law.

I feel so bad...

In order to make things right between you and I, how 'bout I tell you all that I know about vulva tattoos...

  • A vulva tattoo is a tattoo that is on your vulva.
  • I think it would hurt to get a vulva tattoo.
  • A vulva tattoo would be a great topic at a dinner party.
  • If I ever get a tattoo, it will NOT be on my vulva.
  • It would be kind of hard to see a tattoo on your vulva.
Am I forgiven? ;)


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