The Difference Between Mommy-People And Grandma-People*
by Mason, EBI (Experience Baby Investigator)

*Please Note that results may and will vary. Not all Mommy-People and not all Grandma-People are alike!









Mommy-People <<----------->> Grandma-People

• Mommy-People gave birth...to you.
• Grandma-People gave birth....but not to you.
• Mommy-People will pull their hair up when you continue to yank on it.
• Grandma-People will take their hair OFF.
• Mommy-People will put you on the floor so you can play.
• Grandma-People will pick you up from the floor and later complain that you get held too much.
• Mommy-People will let you taste her popsicle.
• Grandma-People will question whether you can have a popsicle. Oh, but you sure can suck the juice out of her pickel!
• Mommy-People just has to leave the room and you cry.
• Grandma-People takes out her teeth and you cry.

This is a continuing study...