Warning To The Grammarically Correct: If it just bothered you that I wrote "Grammarically", you may as well leave now because my grammar gets even worse.
Dick(y) Situation.....
Yesterday I had to round-up Mason so I could change his smelly diaper. I grabbed him and put him down on the floor. And then we had this conversation....
Me: Come on Mason, you need to stay still.
Mason: (wiggling away) Noooooo!!!
Me: (holding up a wipe) Do you want to take this wipey and wipe off your face?
Mason: (who is now still and grabs the wipe) It's not for face. It's for dick.
Me: (stopping in my tracks) Wha-What did you just say? It's for....what?
Mason: Dick!
Me: (face getting red) Huh? (Trying to figure out how he was taught that because we don't say that in the Weener house. It's PENIS people!)
Mason: It's for dick!
And that is - ladies and gentlemen - when I looked at his free hand and noticed he had a drum stick in his hand.
Me: (breathes in one big) *SIGH*
Me: Come on Mason, you need to stay still.
Mason: (wiggling away) Noooooo!!!
Me: (holding up a wipe) Do you want to take this wipey and wipe off your face?
Mason: (who is now still and grabs the wipe) It's not for face. It's for dick.
Me: (stopping in my tracks) Wha-What did you just say? It's for....what?
Mason: Dick!
Me: (face getting red) Huh? (Trying to figure out how he was taught that because we don't say that in the Weener house. It's PENIS people!)
Mason: It's for dick!
And that is - ladies and gentlemen - when I looked at his free hand and noticed he had a drum stick in his hand.
Me: (breathes in one big) *SIGH*
posted by Lisa | 10:39 AM
1 Comments:
hee hee!!!!! we're a penis house too - but my 4 yr old has heard and is now using "Weiner."
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